1. In which situation does bathing become mandatory for married Muslims?
2. Home many wives do you have, and how many nights do you spend with each of them?
3. Do you believe in honeymoons?
4. Have you been circumcised properly?
5. Have you stood in front of a girls’ college ever in your life?
6. Have you ever seen a censored movie?
7. Have you ever eaten pork?
8. If you are dying with thirst in a desert, and find a bottle of alcohol, would you drink?
9. If in a river, a great religious scholar, your wife and your son are drowning and you could save only one, whom would you save?
10. If you win the elections, won’t it disturb the lives of your husband, kids and in laws?
(Read the story here: http://tribune.com.pk/story/532239/ecp-to-officials-avoid-demeaning-questions/)
My husband’s (Twitter @Paktographer) hilarious response:
1. After sexing up a filthy dirty bloody wife infected with menstrual infection.
2. Just the 1. Too few nights with her as busy doing solo.
3. Yes. I have faith in honeymoons. Lot of worshipping involved at the tip of the bed.
4. Yes. My penis is as naked as shellless turtle.
5. Yes. To perv at the girls’ brothers waiting to pick them up.
6. The Message didn’t have any sex scenes, so I’m assuming yeah.
7. Mmmmmm oink oink.
8. Alcohol dehydrates you. So no.
9. Save the scholar, and then beat the shit out of him. Wife & kid would know how to swim.
10. I don’t have a husband. But can get one if necessary.
Where do i apply?